Old age is a disease, it's contageous every woman/man/boy/girl on this site will catch it if they wake up tomorrow. Some of you will carry the disease longer than others, nowt painfull about it, in fact it can be damn good fun at times if used to ones advantage, half price hair cuts or a good polishing if you have none free bus travel free prescriptions. I could go on all night extolling the virtues of old age, the only thing your's truly misses about being young is a damn good j***p.
