[Eric]

An Aussie from the outback walks into a posh bar in Melbourne. Under his arm is a large, live crocodile. He tells the assembled yuppie patrons that he is broke but offers to stick his penis in the croc's mouth for five minutes, after which he will remove it, unmarked from the vicious fangs, if they will buy his booze all night. The bartender and the patrons agree, and he sticks it in the croc's mouth. After five minutes, he grabs a beer bottle, whacks the croc over the head with it, and the croc opens his mouth. Out comes an unscathed penis.

After a few drinks, the guy says he will bet $1000 that no one else in the bar dare do it. There seems to be little enthusiasm among the crowd ... but then a blonde who had been sitting quietly at the end of the bar, says: "Excuse me, I'll do it provided that you don't hit me so hard with the beer bottle."