I watch Corrie but I haven't got a daughter who's an escort or one who's in prison for murder. The landlady of my local pub doesn't look like Cruella de Ville, none of my neighbours has ever been given a baby to keep just because its mum said their son was the child's father (Social Services take it a bit more seriously round here) and I don't know any very dishy young factory owners who can't shay the letter esh.
I also listen to the Archers and I am not about to bring up my husband's love-child because its mother has died, my son is married but
not to a man, the vicar isn't living with a Hindu solicitor and there are no baby llamas around.
I live a dull life, don't I?
