[Wynonie Harris]

You're not bursting my bubble in the slightest, Gary. I, too, have spent long periods working away from the North and I'm well aware that most folk have no more idea of where Accrington is (apart from the fact that it's somewhere "up North") than they have about the location of any other small town outside their locality. I was just pointing out that Accrington has got the all-important recognition factor way above the level that most small towns enjoy and that the council should use that recognition to its best advantage!