[QUOTE=KIPAX;441063]Well apart from the obvious answer of.....so thats Ok is it?
.... When that red bit at the end of yer fag drops off and into your lap.. you burn your left testicle. it's pretty hard to control your car or lorry. It's the oncoming traffic who will suffer.. Not just you..
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Well, have done this myself Kipax and is dangerouse I agree, although never burnt my left testicle yet ...
Once driving round and round the roundabout at the Elephant and Castle looking for the correct exit, noticed had knocked the red bit off, smoke coming from gear stick, had burnt through leather .. grabbed can of coke that was open in my car (whoops drinking whilst driving too!) put out what I thought might have turned me into a charred cadiver, and broke weakened tooth at the same time. Needless, to say kept my cool and found correct exit.
Worst nightmare is if an unwelcome wasp enters your open window, then I really do panic. .
As above changing programmes on Radio, sat.nav extremely dangerous, not just looking at the blooming thing, but getting angry at that woman when the instruction is not very clear !! Puts my blood pressure up, I can tell ya'.
"Go on BITCH !! .. WHICH LANE DO I NOW TAKE ON THIS FAST MOVING EXIT SLIP ROAD, HURRY UP .. PEOPLE UP MY ARSE !!!"
Oh, and it's all in bloody kilometres ..!