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Re: Accrington Observer photo spreads.
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Originally Posted by cmonstanley
just had an idea lets have a competition how to get your photo in the paper  |
Idea 1/
'Hello I'm sixty next Saturday and I'm having a party in my back garden.'
Idea 2/
Find an insect on a piece of fruit or veg, act outraged, threaten never to darken the dirty beggars doors again.
Idea 3/
Die.
All three should work well.
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