(Please not this is in Anything Goes.)
On the whole men my own age like me.
Women like me. Those that have danced with me, love me.
Small children, and little animals, come snuffling up to me.
Most people from Accy Web that have met me, like me, and have enjoyed a pint/brew/laugh etc.
But what is the problem that some older men have with me?
For some it appears to be bordering on the obsessive.
Commenting on how tall I look in the Gallery. Fantasising that they'd like to spend half an hour with me dressed as soliders.
Frankly I feel hunted, but most of all I feel sorry for the poor wives.
Surely all this time pursuing me, and me seeming to be in their every wakened thought, is time they should be spending with their nearest and dearest?
It's never going to happen anyway.
Way out of your league.
Pay attention to your wives...and leave me alone.