Nice one harry!
after reading about the guy with piles, & the doggy poo, thought you might like this one!
My 2 youngest boys (14 next week) are like a lot of lads their age, and amused by their bodily functions and the size of log they can produce. ;D
They take great delight in snapping any outsize ones and displaying them for the family to see!
Not only that, one of them was particularly proud of a giant specimin recently delivered. So much so, he thought it was a hoot to use it as a background picture for their computer.
This I can assure you was swiftly removed! ;D