11-07-2007, 20:10
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Always EVIL within us
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So Why ARE Wedding Dresses White?
Son asked his mother the following question.
"Mum, why are wedding dresses white?"
The mother looks at her son and replies,
"Son,this is to show your friends and relatives
that your bride is pure"
The son thanks his mum and goes of to double-check
this with his father.
"Dad, why are wedding dresses white?"
The father looks at his son and says,
"Son,all household appliances come in white.
   

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