[shillelagh]

Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J

I wear a stud not a hoop.

That can easily be changed!!!

As for the lead a ratractable one please so that I can reach the bar.

The lead may not be retractable but you may be led to the bar - and you may pay for the drinks

Oh and around my ankle will do fine anywhere else could be painful tragic and fun.

Round your ankle - you may trip when you were coming back from the bar carrying the drinks - so no chance - your wrist maybe but not your ankle.