i lost me passport once when i lived in spain, couldn,t find it for about 2 weeks,so i asked my soliciter what the crack was,was told i would have to travel to malaga to the embassey to sort things,didnt have a clue where in the city that was,cos directions dont mean much when you dont know a place, was just sorting out when to go n me cider went,so ordered a barrel, next day when delivery came, i disconnected the empty,moved it n there on the floor was me passport!! still do not know to this day how/why i ever took it to me bar,but certainly caused great panic,snarling n knashing of teeth.
