Glad to oblige......'born old and grumpy'.
I was once looking round Blackburn market....and there was a stall holder who was being sorely stressed by a female customer....and you could see he was very nearly at the end of his patience.....when he said to the woman.....'eh aren't women queer?' I chipped up.....'well, what can you expect......God made 'em to match men'.
That shut him up.
