Amusing anecdote Willow - perhaps more teachers with such wit would improve standards in spoken English.
Many english speaking countries have a different way of using the language. We already know that many words used in the US have a different meaning here.
I recall a time when I worked with an Ulsterman. His language was never 'foul' but I can only describe it as 'over embellished' - ie - he used 6 words when 3 would do - I did find it irritaing at times waiting for him to get to the point

(and waiting to use our shared phone)