Originally Posted by Gayle
KFC is no better
Village idiot, "welcome to KFC, can I take your order?"
Me, "I'd like a variety meal with...."
Village idiot, "what drink would you like with that?"
Me, "Lemonade, no ice and a....."
Village idiot, "Seven up, no ice, anything else?"
Me, "a kids popcorn meal with...."
Village idiot, "popcorn meal, what would you like with that?"
Me, "fries and a fruit shoot and ......"
Village idiot, "would you like ice cream, toy or yoghurt?"
Me, "toy please"
Village idiot, "we don't have any toys would you like ice cream or yoghurt?"
Me, "ice cream"
Village idiot, "would that be with flake or caramel?"
Me, "flake"
Village idiot, "is that everything?"
Me, "yes"
Village idiot, "go round to the next window"
At the collection window
Village idiot, "sorry, we don't have ice cream, would yoghurt be ok?"
Small child next to me, "NO"
Two points for the management at KFC
1. I know what my order is, please let me give it to you - if I pause for more than a millisecond I do not need prompting.
2. Don't offer things that you don't have.
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