He's from Dundee. That's all you need to know!
Didn't fully see the initial incident but it did look like your Evil went in with the head and it was probably the wrong player in our side to do that to! Smarty then smacked him in the face (as you can see from Kipax's excellent pic). Both would probably have gone in a league game.
Any chance of using that pic on AFTN Kipax, as it's a cracker for our front page! Will give you full credit naturally.