[Eric]

Originally Posted by [email protected]

Cat poo can go down the loo - I keep the litter tray in the bathroom and scoop the poo with a poo scooper. The (bagged)litter granules have to go in the bin once a week and contain only wee (what a subject !)

What a subject indeed! But it does have a nice rhyme to it: "poo" "loo" "scoop" .... the only word that jars in this poetic tour de force is "granules."