[shillelagh]

using it as a trampoline - can you not remember when you were a kid bouncing on the bed until your mum shouted at you that the bed would go through the ceiling if you didnt stop either that or you'd break the bed!!! By the way yes i did break the bed when i was 6 - bust the legs on it jumping on it!!! Mum did her nut the bed was propped up by books for years until she thought id got old enough to not jump on the bed any more!