[Lilly]

Originally Posted by accymel

A 1st for this section of accyweb, Real life proper brats, U12's u get a male & female variety !!

Qualities include:

* If in pair will fight like buggery day till night!!!!
* makes so much noise whilst doing so -includes screaming, shouting & slamming doors!
* Blames each other so never get the truth
* They dont care about anyone else but their damn selves!!
* Love grounding & sanctions - least saves on spending money cos its forever confisgated!!!
* Regular backchat
* Dont listen to authority
* thinks money grows on trees
* Disrespectful, stressful, ungrateful & selfish
* Guarenteed to get an ASBO
* everything is NOT enough to them!
* Definate guarentee of owner having a 19th nevous breakdown everyday!!!!!!!!!!!!

Those are just the tip of the iceberg i can list for now as order is subject to change daily but the above are guarenteed!!!!

Free to those that could cope - warning - even any superheros & doctor who wouldnt be able to conquer & would give any vilains a run for their money!

Current owner had just about enough now & still 3 or so weeks to school left !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's not easy is it,when you've got them all day every day for 6 weeks?You get to this stage,3 weeks into the holidays,and then you run out of ways to keep them amused.You can't keep going for days out because it all costs money but when the weather's bad they can't play out at home either so they're under your feet all day and fighting fit to kill each other.
Have you got any friends nearby who also have children?If so maybe you could take theirs off their hands for a day to give them a break (and it would also give your children someone else to play with therefore less likely to be winding each other up!)then the next time they could take yours for a day to give you a break.I find sometimes that a break from all the demands is all it takes to perk you up a bit and feel more able to cope with the rest of the holidays.We're half way there now,only 3 weeks to go so chin up.