[Margaret Pilkington]

I know my Ma is disabled, but she can get a wriggle on when the fire alarm goes.........and once in Llandudno was making very poor progress down the stairs so got onto the banister (don't ask me how) and slid down to the bottom.
The waiters at that hotel still talk about the burnt bacon! (that was what the night porter was cooking for his early morning snack, that set off the alarm).