[Thin Monkey]

So far there is absolutely no similarity between Jackson & Dsane.

The former came to us as a sort of "Last Chance Saloon" with his career on the slide. He blew his chance by missing training too often and, if my recollection is correct, eventually just went missing.

Dsane has had an injury from which he is perhaps not fully recovered. As for why he hasn't yet been seen in first team action; anyone who saw him play in the reserves last week will know that he was well off the pace.

That said though, a dustbin would be more effective up front than Evil.