[Eric]

Two young women, a blonde and a brunette get really hammered in a bar. The dark haired girl, being responsible suggests that, not having the money for a taxi, they walk the 10km home rather than drive impaired. About halfway home, the blonde says that she can't walk any more. The other girl tells the blonde to sit by the side of the road ... they were in a rural area so it was safe .... while she walked home, phoned a friend with a car, and returned to pick the blonde up. Brunnette walks home and phones a really good friend .... remember that this is about 3am! They drive back to pick up the blonde, but she has disappeared. They finally find her in the middle of a field with some cows. She is sitting under one of the cows sucking on its teats. Seeing her dark haired friend the blonde says: "Come here and help out. One of these guys must have a car."