[jambutty]

Originally Posted by lindsay ormerod

So are knives, scissors, corkscrews, tins of Spam ,domestic pets, tweezers, aerosols...... need I go on?
Actually it's best if you just roll yourself up in a large roll of bubblewrap and hibernate.
Or as my daughter puts it; wrap yourself in bacon and hope a bear doesn't eat you !

It wouldn’t be Kosher to wrap yourself up in bacon.