[West Ender]

I'm 64 and just about to retire. When I'm in Malta I wear a bikini on the beach or very short shorts to walk around, I'm lucky being naturally slim. I often wear jeans and I've got 2 hooded tops (I don't ever put the hoods up because they make me look an idiot). I wore mini skirts the first time around, in the 70s when I was in my 30s, but I wouldn't now and I've never worn a boob tube as they look dreadful on anyone with a chest size above 32AA.

I've got 2 pairs of velour tracksuit bottoms that I wear around the house and garden but I don't go out in them and neither should any one. Men who do just look scruffy. I also think football shirts are a bit naff - unless you're playing football. My belly button is firmly covered, except by a bikini, and I wouldn't dream of piercing it, or anywhere else except my ears. Oh, and my hair is short.

I know some people around my age who can get away with very "young" styles but I also know 20 year olds who look terrible in mini skirts etc. Age shouldn't be the dictator - the mirror should.