[Mick]

A little girl was in her back garden patting down a freshly-filled hole when the next door neighbour, an elderly lady looks over the fence.
Interested in what the little girl was doing,
she politely asked:"what are you doing?"
My goldfish died replied the tearful girl without looking up and i have just buried him.
The old lady was suprised and pointed out "that's a very big hole for a goldfish isn't it?
The little girl carried on patting the soil down on the hole crying her eye's out then got up and said "that's because he's still inside your sodding cat"