Hmmph .. sight of you in the middle of the night would have been enough to scare any ghoul away !! .... only joking..
Had me on the edge of me chair there Less .. what a good tale you have told .. might be worth following Aleks with his photo and submitting to a magazine, they love stories like this .. never know may earn you a few quid.
Daughter does it all the time, including items in Viz, and can be quite lucrative.