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SPUGGIE J · 30-09-2007, 15:37

Put in my thoughts on this

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Shouldnt be any difference

Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

The charity box maybe

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Sent the big dude an email but no answer

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

To confuse people

What disease did cured ham actually have?

Swine fever maybe

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Watch people suffer at the airport

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
They needed a to raid the fridge

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

So they dont know whats happening

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Movie stars want it that way

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

So they dont suffer vertigo

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

No comment

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

To confuse men maybe

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Scientists and pyromaniacs love it that way

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

To try and make him feel important

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?

No idea

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Too simple for him and no challenge

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

Pluto likes lamposts!!!

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

He was thick as pig dung

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

Not babies with I hope

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

In this country probably

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Nope

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Didnt I read ahead.

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

Ask the doctor if he knows if not then who knows

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

To be a smart arse

Now doing a runner before I get clobbered

30-09-2007, 15:37	#8
SPUGGIE J God Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Not sure anymore Posts: 9,009 Blog Entries: 10 Liked: 1 times Rep Power: 515	Re: interesting!!!! Put in my thoughts on this How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Shouldnt be any difference Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? The charity box maybe Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Sent the big dude an email but no answer Why does a round pizza come in a square box? To confuse people What disease did cured ham actually have? Swine fever maybe How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Watch people suffer at the airport Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? They needed a to raid the fridge If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? So they dont know whats happening Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Movie stars want it that way Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? So they dont suffer vertigo Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. No comment Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? To confuse men maybe Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? Scientists and pyromaniacs love it that way If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? To try and make him feel important Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ? No idea If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? Too simple for him and no challenge Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! Pluto likes lamposts!!! If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? He was thick as pig dung If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? Not babies with I hope If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? In this country probably Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Nope Why did you just try singing the two songs above? Didnt I read ahead. Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt? Ask the doctor if he knows if not then who knows Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? To be a smart arse Now doing a runner before I get clobbered __________________ All comments above are nothing to do with here and therefore not the resposibility of the Accrington Web site owners admins or mods. THEY ARE MINE!!!!