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Tealeaf · 04-10-2007, 18:54

Luciano Pavorotti died and being a good catholic boy, went straight up to heaven. Who was the first person he saw as he went through the Pearly Gates? Why, none other than his 'owd mate, the Saint Princess Di!

"You're looking as radiant as ever", says the geat tenor "and that is a magnificent halo around your head"

"You fat tub of pumped up Italian Lard", she replied "thats not a halo, thats a steering wheel!"

Anyway, other than that, who else thiinks that a 15million quid inquest inquest into the death of of an arrogant woman, who refused to wear her safety belt, in a car driven by a drunken frenchman, is the most scandalous waste of public money in the annals of British Legal History. (The second biggest waste, of course, is the current Crown v Metroplitan Police).

04-10-2007, 18:54	#1
Tealeaf God Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Paradise Lost Posts: 7,220 Liked: 11 times Rep Power: 4266	The Di Inquest Luciano Pavorotti died and being a good catholic boy, went straight up to heaven. Who was the first person he saw as he went through the Pearly Gates? Why, none other than his 'owd mate, the Saint Princess Di! "You're looking as radiant as ever", says the geat tenor "and that is a magnificent halo around your head" "You fat tub of pumped up Italian Lard", she replied "thats not a halo, thats a steering wheel!" Anyway, other than that, who else thiinks that a 15million quid inquest inquest into the death of of an arrogant woman, who refused to wear her safety belt, in a car driven by a drunken frenchman, is the most scandalous waste of public money in the annals of British Legal History. (The second biggest waste, of course, is the current Crown v Metroplitan Police).