[lancsdave]

Heard the other day about somebody who got a job testing jams at home. If he liked them the company would manufatcure them.

Day 1 he got a jam though the post labelled 'Rat Jam'

What? He thought.

Just try it his new employer asked and if it's ok we will mass produce it.

So he did and it was lovely.

The rodent theme continued on day 2 and the mouse jam was equally successful.

On day 3 hamster jam arrived in the mail.

Onto the toast and my mate tasted it. Repulsive. He spat it out and threw the rest of the piece of toast into his back garden.

The following day he woke and opened his curtains to a garden full of daffodils. Hundreds of them.

He rang the jam company and explained the vast numbers of dafodils that had appeared after he had thrown the piece of toast with hamster on it.

The company seemed shocked and said that they were surprised that daffodils had appeared as you normally only got tulips in hamster jam.