[Eric]

A store that sells new husbands has just opened in Kingston. A woman may go to the store to choose a husband. At the entrance of the store is a description of how it operates. One may visit the store only once. There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is a catch however. A woman may choose any man from a particular floor, or choose to go up a floor; but she cannot go back down except to exit the building. A woman goes to the store and on the first floor the sign reads "These men have jobs." On the second floor: "These men have jobs and love kids." On the third: "These men have jobs, love kids and are very good looking." On the fourth: "These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework." On the fifth floor the sign reads: "These men have jobs, love kids, are good looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak." She is tempted to choose one of these, but she feels impelled to go to the sixth floor, where the sign reads: "You are vistor 31, 456, 012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor, it exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the husband store.

A New Wives Store opened across the street. The first floor has wives that love sex. The second floor has wives that love sex and have money. The third thro' sixth floors have never been visited.