[Margaret Pilkington]

Grey days, that all wetting drizzle......a washing machine full of wet washing and no chance of getting it out on the line......grey hairs, crows feet, a flabby torso...low rise jeanss(I mean who on earth wants to see my seven pounds of 'uncooked dough' belly)not being able to see well enough to pluck my eyebrows(focal distance wrong on my bi-focals) OK......these are only minor imbuggerances, and don't need anything much in the way of therapy....sunshine usually helps a lot(though it does nothing at all for the grey hairs or the crows feet - I can get the washing dry....you really have to have your priorities right don't you?).