[Tealeaf]

A few years ago, a good friend of mine had a not very attractive double glazing saleswoman call round at his ground floor flat. As in the previous stories, she was impossible to get rid of, so in last deperation, he said he would sign up for a new door and front and rear windows,total cost, fifteen hunded quid. There was just one condition: that they copulate there and then. (I suspect the language he used was a little more blunt). Amazingly, she said yes and two weeks later my mate had new door and windows, with no discount. Six months after that he had to have 'em replaced.