I was once unlucky enough to purchase a pasta meal from Asda that when I stuck my fork in out came a condom! My first telephone call was to enviromental health, an inspector came out and took it for testing. It turned out that the company who made the meals for Asda, had a disgruntled member of staff, fortunately for me it came out with the first forkful and I hadn't eaten any, also the testing proved it was unused.
