[Mr Aleks]

Originally Posted by blazey

I am blonde and blue eyed, but I'd rather not bring attention to it much for the terrible old blonde jokes you always here off drunken men.
And the one about the man going to the fancy dress party with the woman on my back, and saying 'i'm a tortoise and thats 'michelle'

It amazes me how people never get tired of saying the tortoise joke.

The funniest thing is love that they always seem to think they are the first to say it.