Speedy, don't forget to make the obligatory phone call to the Observer. You can be pictured at home with a caption that calls you 'disgruntled' and vows you will never set foot in the spar again.
Maybe they will want to interview you the following week and ask you who you would like to be stuck in a lift with and what was the last film you watched like they did with the woman who found a caterpillar in her corn. Lol
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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs, cackling and telling me
'You'll be next.' They stopped when I started doing the same to them at funerals.
