I love this programme and would love to go on it myself. I can't understand why I haven't been approached actually. I was once in a queue in Manchester and standing behind me was........Diddery Rashid (as she was known then, plain old Deirdre Barlow now.) We exchanged pleasantries and then, after I paid for my purchases, parted company.
Surely that makes me famous enough.
Seriously though, I would love to go on. I'd do all the bushtucker trials except two. The only two I couldn't do would be the lying down in a coffin full of rats and the one where you have to eat a kangaroo's penis or testicle.
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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs, cackling and telling me
'You'll be next.' They stopped when I started doing the same to them at funerals.
