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Originally Posted by Less
Ooooh Neil, if only you had put this warning on earlier, I fear that it's too late for me because I have a few vague recollections of this sort of thing happening to me.
I cannot describe the shame and anguish that has befallen me over the years, knowing that yet again I have allowed myself to be entrapped by some saucy little minx!
I fear though that even with such a kindly and serious piece of advise that you have sent out, I like so many others of our sex will fall into this despicable trap once more.
It's as if we deliberately go out knowing that once more we will allow ourselves to be used in this heartless manner.
Perhaps if we were to form some type of self-help group? I have tried the golf course as you have suggested but once I get to the nineteenth hole the nightmare always seems to start once more.
If there is anyone out there that has managed to come up with a routine that means we can drink the beer without having to suffer the inevitable consequences that it always entails I for one would be grateful for some advice.
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Is this sight now in danger of becoming a 'Dear Evelyn' .. sorry 'Dear Neill' .. tremble at the thought. Give up Less .. you a 'hope-less' cause.
Mind you ladies, word of warning for us. Once spotted a word son used on a site ..'Pooning'. On enquiring what this meant, this is the reply I got :-
'Pooning is the scientific analysis of females in their natural environment. It is the process of observing, integrating and interacting with said females on a Saturday evening at about 1am. Only then have they had enough drink to fully appreciate Jamie.'
Just wait 'til he's home next
