I ordered all christmas presents for my children online from Toys R Us last week. They were delivered last Friday for a £4.95 delivery fee and are now hidden away upstairs.
Marvellous.
I made the mistake of visiting the store in person a couple of years ago.
What a ghastly experience. Never again. Get online.
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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs, cackling and telling me
'You'll be next.' They stopped when I started doing the same to them at funerals.