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Originally Posted by mani
A schoolboy was given an unexpected surprise for his 16th birthday when a stripper turned up in his drama class.
The stripper - dressed as a policewoman - had been booked by the boy's mother, who had apparently asked for a "gorilla" to mark her son's big day.
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Not wishing to brag, but now you mentioned the fact I will.
My Dad introduced me to a lady, that I had always known as Auntie, (she was a woman I always used to forget about 'cos she always looked different every time!), if ever I saw him walking out of a pub with a lady he would always wink and say, "If your mother asks you saw me with your Auntie",
Now That was something to brag about to my school mates! (well it would have been but I left school at fifteen).