[West Ender]

Edna's business has gone bankrupt, all her money has gone and she's in serious trouble. She kneels to pray,
"Please, Lord, help me. All my money is gone and I'm going to lose my home too. Please let me win the Lottery."
Wednesday's Lottery comes but someone else wins so Edna kneels in prayer again.
"Lord, help me, things are getting worse and I've only got a week before they repossess my house. Let me win the Lottery, please."
On Saturday, again, she doesn't win the Lottery. Once again she kneels to pray,
"Lord, why have you forsaken me? You know how much I need to win the Lottery. Please make it happen."
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light and the great voice of God fills the air,
"Edna, meet me half way on this one. Buy a bloody ticket."