[Bonnyboy]

I don’t think I have a double but ………. I went for a haircut one day, quite a few years ago. I had been to said barber before but not for a few years. “ Hello” he says , as I make myself comfy in his chair “ will it be the usual Sir” I thought, bloody hell, he has a good memory, so like a div I said “Aye, the usual mate” What a plank I tell ya. I don’t know who the hell this bloke thought I was, but I just couldn’t bring myself to say “STOP” I just sat there and went through with it. Honest, I looked like a bloody convict when I left that shop. Never been back since.