are you sitting comfortably? then i shall begin
My sister has just moved back up here from Bournemouth, on Friday she asked me if i could look after two of her cats for her whilst she found somewhere to live, i said 'yes of course i will'....Friday morning she brought the two cats round to my house, we put some food, biscuits and water down for them then left the house to go to town at 11.15...at about 2pm we noticed one of the cats was missing...we searched the house,proceeded to look around outside for her for several hours and couldnt find her, so my sis went and i went to bed, Saturday morning i made sure the other cat(flossy) had food and water and just left her to roam around the house, my sister turned up around 11 am to look for the first cat (snowy) and low and behold flossy had vanished, no doors or windows had been left open so i knew she couldnt of gone outside, but we went out looking for them both, a few hours passed and we still hadnt found them, we did the same thing most of the day sunday and still no sign of these cats, so we left it....i got a text from my sister at 6.30 this morning as she was on her way to drop her hubby off at work, it read...
'just been past your house and i noticed flossy sat on the windowsill in your house'
8.30 my sis turns up at mine determind to find these cats, we looked all over the place...yet again,and still couldnt find them, i put some more food out for the cats and we sat there wondering what to do next, then we heard a noise coming from the kitchen...we crept in to see if it was one of the cats...and there flossy trying to get out from behind my chest freezer (which we'd checked behind several times) flossy proceeded to the food and ate the lot, then my sister noticed that the chest freezer has an opening at the bottom of it...and what did we find there? the other bloody cat
they must of been there all weekend laughing at us
so the moral of the story is
never bring cats to my house
