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West Ender · 26-11-2007, 17:25

Maria the maid goes to her mistress and asks for a pay rise. The mistress asks why she thinks she deserves one and Maria says she has 3 reasons.

Maria: The first reason is I iron better than you do, madam.
Mistress: Who said you iron better than me?
Maria: The master did.
Mistress: Oh

Maria: The second reason is I'm a better cook than you.
Mistress: Who said you're a better cook than me?
Maria: The master did.
Mistress: Oh

Maria: The third reason is I'm a better lover than you.
Mistress (very upset now): Did the master say that as well?
Maria: No madam. The gardener did.

26-11-2007, 17:25	#1341
West Ender Passed away 25-11-09 Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Lymm, Cheshire Posts: 2,674 Blog Entries: 147 Liked: 2 times Rep Power: 193	Re: Joke Of The Day Maria the maid goes to her mistress and asks for a pay rise. The mistress asks why she thinks she deserves one and Maria says she has 3 reasons. Maria: The first reason is I iron better than you do, madam. Mistress: Who said you iron better than me? Maria: The master did. Mistress: Oh Maria: The second reason is I'm a better cook than you. Mistress: Who said you're a better cook than me? Maria: The master did. Mistress: Oh Maria: The third reason is I'm a better lover than you. Mistress (very upset now): Did the master say that as well? Maria: No madam. The gardener did. __________________ * Some cinemas let the flying monkeys in............and some don't.