[jambutty]

Originally Posted by Tealeaf

Oh dear. So there is no Asda in Darwen! And there was I, being nice and kind to 'ol Jambutty, suggesting he goes to his local Asda rather than the one in Blackburn, and what do I get for my honest mistake? A wild and totally undeserved tirade. Mind you, I suspect the reason there is no Asda store in this town is the Asda bosses took one look at the typical Darwen customer profile and decided to give it a big miss. After all, would you want some grumpy git blocking the checkout counters with rants about the law and insulting all and sundry staff and customers? No, it would'nt be worth the hassle.

You mean that there you were trying to be sarcastically clever and it backfired on you, made you look a right chump and now you are trying to wriggle out of it. Go and get some lessons from Teflon Tony. He wouldn’t have looked out of place in a tin of maggots.

Wrong again Tealeaf (isn’t that slang for something?) I am a typical BLACKBURN cantankerous old git. My residence in Darwen is accidental - when a thieving piece of **!!** watched the ambulance take me away during the early hours, went round the back of my now empty house and broke in. When my son and daughter discovered what had happened later that same day they decided that this 7th burglary was one too many and moved all my stuff to my son’s house which happened to be in Darwen.

Anything else that you want to slag me off for?