[Tealeaf]

Just to let you lot know that if you need a snout on saturday night, Jim (the Queen's landlord) has finally completed the smoking shelter out the back of the pub. The entrance is through the first door of the gents and on your right - but don't worry, girls, you won't see 'owt because there is a second door into the gents. Mind you, the roof of the shelter is a bit dodgy - it almost blew off while I was having a smoke on saturday night.

Before coming into the Queens, some of you may wish to view Church's new tourist attraction and our answer to Hadrian's Wall. This to be found at the top of Maden Street, adjacent to the little industrial park. Ask no questions and you shall be told no lies.

By the way, the X Guns further up Church St has reopened. But don't bother going there.

Unfortunatly, I'll be in the metropolis saturday night, but enjoy the do anyway.