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Originally Posted by yerself
I vote Less.  . Suit him to a tee. |
The title of this thread is:-
are you short, fat and baldy bearded?
I am just over one third of this description,
1/ Balding.
2/Definitely short, of many things
A/ Patience.
B/ Money.
C/ Christmas Spirit.
However Fat!!!???
3/ wish I was when I used to eat couldn't gain weight, now that I hardly eat, no chance, ( I got excited the other day, thought I was putting on weight 'cos my jeans where difficult to do up, then remembered with the weather the way it is I've got my thermals on!).
Number 4/ Just in the middle of leaving my whiskers to form a winter growth, delicate skin you understand, can't shave and face the harsh wind on the way to the pub, (bit like a woman wearing a skirt and going commando, I always get chapped lips!).
