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Old 12-12-2007, 18:23   #15
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Re: are you short, fat and baldy bearded?

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I vote Less.. Suit him to a tee.
The title of this thread is:-


are you short, fat and baldy bearded?

I am just over one third of this description,

1/ Balding.

2/Definitely short, of many things
A/ Patience.
B/ Money.
C/ Christmas Spirit.


However Fat!!!???

3/ wish I was when I used to eat couldn't gain weight, now that I hardly eat, no chance, ( I got excited the other day, thought I was putting on weight 'cos my jeans where difficult to do up, then remembered with the weather the way it is I've got my thermals on!).


Number 4/ Just in the middle of leaving my whiskers to form a winter growth, delicate skin you understand, can't shave and face the harsh wind on the way to the pub, (bit like a woman wearing a skirt and going commando, I always get chapped lips!).

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