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I got home and amongst the carp that stopped me from opening my door was a Christmas Card from the labour party.

I almost missed it because every day I trip up on my doorstep, not because I've been drinking too much but because yet again useless information has been stuffed through my letter box.

I try to keep up with it and if I stay in, I can just about manage to move it from the floor to the white sack.

The people within the card mean very little to me, (I just about recognise Greg Pope).

The annoying thing about the card isn't who it came from, it's because although they paid for it to have an easy fold crease put into it, whoever delivered it thought stuff it through the letter box let them fold their own,

No matter what party you support you have to admit, it's the little things that mean the most.

Treat each letter box as individual and you're caring for folk, just stuff it through any old how???
Well, sorry you might just have lost a voter.

(Now if any other Party would like to push an envelope through with some £50 notes.....)