View Single Post
Old 26-12-2007, 17:33   #161
steeljack
God Member
 
steeljack's Avatar
 

Re: what annoys you?

all this talk about being overweight reminds me of a bit of an incident/kerfuffle a few years back when a local health club had an advertising billboard showing an alien and the signage saying .."when they come they will eat the fat ones first ". the news media at the time had this to say ...

Fat people projected their glandular angst at a fitness center in San Fransisco earlier this week after reading a billboard with a picture of an alien saying, "When they come, they will eat the fat ones first." Twenty five people took it personally and got off their frosting stained couches to take a bus down to the fitness center and picket. They held up pro-fat person signs and chanted "Eat me!" until all the talk about eating made them hungry and they left for ice cream.......
......The fitness industry does not have some sort of secret knowledge of alien eating habits and were only speculating that the Grimloid Alphans prefer the taste of fatty flesh and will corral all fat humans into huge prison camps after their invasion in the year 2013.
The nonremorseful manager of the fitness center said, "Oh no. It looks like we lost the tubbies' business. Guess no one's going to have a heart attack on the stair master this week."


steeljack is offline   Reply With Quote