[Wynonie Harris]

Thank you for the offer, but I'll wait until I see a pic of it before I decide whether or not I want to be introduced to this 'ere sculpture! As for introducing you to footy, as my previous attempts at conversion have been spectacularly unsuccessful (Mrs H disappeared into the bar at halftime and refused to come out again the one time I took her...took an old schoolmate of mine along to see his first ever match about a year ago and I've never heard from him again), I'm afraid I shall have to pass on that one!