[WillowTheWhisp]

Originally Posted by Busman747

Work at home, at least 30 hours daily totally committed to improving the home environment @ £30-00 per hour £900-00 per week

How come you've got a 30 hour day on top of working for a living when the rest of humanity only has a 24 hour day in total?

Improving???? Would that be knocking walls down? Would that be "It's a work in progress."?

Originally Posted by Busman747

Additional vocations, Financial Manager, Logistics, Chef, Taxi driver, Dogs body and Slave Oh yeah, and "Geoff, help me, my pc has crashed again" expert......gotta put all that at around £40-00 per hour for the few hours that I am not working for a living

Finance manager??? Do you mean you are really good at shopping and spending it? Logistics? That'd be the settee you picked up for your office staff room would it? PC expert? Whose PC is the one that crashes? Mine has hardly ever done so and who sorted out the pesky pop up?

Originally Posted by Busman747

(No charge for the 4 hours each night when I am allowed to sleep)

So by my reckoning, anyone (well, ALMOST anyone) can purchase me for a price in excess of £500.000-00

I KNOW it is January......but I am not in the sales

I might start charging you for all that snoring you do when you're asleep!