I would like to do jury service too.
I would like to sit on a case like the Harold Shipman case.
Not an old dear walks out of Spar with a loaf of bread without paying for it case.
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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs, cackling and telling me
'You'll be next.' They stopped when I started doing the same to them at funerals.